justshy replied to your post: Whenever I hop off...
justshy replied to your post: Whenever I hop off the bed Bowser hides his bone….he sees you eyeing it. you tell us you dont want it. but he be knowing lol
I mean damn… I bought it, he could at least offer. Just rude…
Whenever I hop off the bed Bowser hides his bone. I don’t want your bone, dog!
Whenever I hop off the bed Bowser hides his bone. I don’t want your bone, dog!
kingerock288: french-loner: shitrodsays: titytwochainz: thepe...
John McCain's son, Jack McCain, recently married Renee Swift. He's in the Navy and she's in the Air Force.
yay! :D
These are the most forced smiles I've ever seen. Nobody seems happy about this
John McCain just looks confused like "The coloreds can marry white people now?"
She's pretty
He do look so damn confused, like he doesn't know whether he should point this out to his wife and son or if they noticed it too
The McCain's, their 4 children and DIL. A handsome couple.
southrnbird: sosaysdeb: I feel like there's too much space between us. You're right. It is. But...
I feel like there's too much space between us.
You're right. It is. But we'll get to spend time with one another all weekend. That should fill that void somewhat. Lol!
Hell yea! We’re scissoring!!
I feel like there’s too much space between us.
I feel like there’s too much space between us.
Only in Texas
Just Texas
Pep, Texas 79353
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise, Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Comfort , Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530
Love the sun?
Sun City, Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
Sunny Side, Texas 77423
Want something to eat?
Bacon, Texas 76301
Noodle, Texas 79536
Oatmeal, Texas 78605
Turkey, Texas 79261
Trout, Texas 75789
Sugar Land, Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice, Texas 75155
Pearland, Texas 77581
Orange, Texas 77630
And top it off with:
Sweetwater , Texas 79556
Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
Detroit, Texas 75436
Cleveland, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Klondike, Texas 75448
Pittsburg, Texas 75686
Newark, Texas 76071
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462
Pasadena, Texas 77506
Columbus, Texas 78934
Feel like traveling outside the country?
Athens, Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China, Texas 77613
Dublin, Texas 76446
Egypt, Texas 77436
Ireland, Texas 76538
Italy, Texas 76538
Turkey, Texas 79261
London, Texas 76854
New London, Texas 75682
Paris, Texas 75460
Palestine, Texas 75801
No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse, Texas 75791
We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth, Texas 79031
We have a city named after our state:
Texas City, Texas 77590
Exhausted?
Energy, Texas 76452
Cold?
Blanket, Texas 76432
Winters, Texas 79567
Like to read about History?
Santa Anna, Texas 76878
Goliad, Texas 77963
Alamo, Texas 78516
Gun Barrel City, Texas 75156
Robert Lee , Texas 76945
Need Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas 78670
Want to go into outer space?
Venus , Texas 76084
Mars , Texas 79062
You guessed it. It's on the state line.
Texline , Texas 79087
For the kids…
Kermit, Texas 79745
Elmo, Texas 75118
Nemo, Texas 76070
Tarzan, Texas 79783
Winnie, Texas 77665
Sylvester, Texas 79560
Other city names in Texas, to make you smile……
Frognot, Texas 75424
Bigfoot, Texas 78005
Hogeye, Texas 75423
Cactus, Texas 79013
Notrees, Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest, Texas 76886
Kickapoo, Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas 77853
Old Dime Box, Texas 77853
Telephone, Texas 75488
Telegraph, Texas 76883
Whiteface, Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079
And last but not least, the Anti-Al Gore City
Kilgore, Texas 75662
And our favorites…
Cut and Shoot, Texas 77303
Gun Barrel City , Texas 75147
Ding Dong, Texas
West, Texas (it's in Central Texas )
and, of course,
Muleshoe, Texas 79347
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas…
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas;
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas;
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas;
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas;
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas;
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas;
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas;
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas;
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph —you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas;
If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Texas;
If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas .
Here are some little known, very interesting facts about Texas .
1. Beaumont to El Paso : 742 miles
2. Beaumont to Chicago : 770 miles
3. El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas
4. World's first rodeo was in Pecos , July 4, 1883.
5. The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel in North America built over water. Destroyed by Hurricane Ike - 2008!
6. The Heisman Trophy was named after John William Heisman who was the first full-time coach at Rice University in Houston .
7. Brazoria County has more species of birds than any other area in North America .
8. Aransas Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North America 's only remaining flock of whooping cranes.
9. Jalapeno jelly originated in Lake Jackson in 1978.
10. The worst natural disaster in U.S. history was in 1900, caused by a hurricane in which over 8,000 lives were lost on Galveston Island .
11. The first word spoken from the moon, July 20, 1969, was " Houston ," but the Space Center was actually in Clear Lake City (South of Houston) at the time.
12. King Ranch in South Texas is larger than Rhode Island .
13. Tropical Storm Claudette brought a U.S. rainfall record of 43" in 24 hours in and around Alvin , TX in July of 1979.
14. Texas is the only state to enter the U.S. by TREATY, (known as the Constitution of 1845 by the Republic of Texas to enter the Union) instead of by annexation. This allows the Texas Flag to fly at the same height as the U.S. Flag, and may divide into 5 states.
15. A Live Oak tree near Fulton is estimated to be 1500 years old.
16. Caddo Lake is the only natural lake in the state.
17. Dr Pepper was invented in Waco in 1885. There is no period in Dr Pepper.
18. Texas has had six capital cities: Washington-on-the Brazos, Harrisburg , Galveston , Velasco, West Columbia and Austin .
19. The Capitol Dome in Austin is the only dome in the U.S. , which is taller than the Capitol Building in Washington , DC (by 7 feet).
20. The San Jacinto Monument is the tallest free standing monument in the world and it is taller than the Washington Monument .
21. The name ' Texas ' comes from the Hasini Indian word 'tejas' meaning friends. Tejas is not Spanish for Texas .
22. The State Mascot is the Armadillo. An interesting bit of trivia about the armadillo is they always have four babies. They have one egg, which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females.
23. The first domed stadium in the U.S. was the Astrodome in Houston ..
Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas :
(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin'.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
Y'all git all that?
mypussybaldlikecaillou: rchlkz: LMFAO ME These have been...
LMFAO
ME
These have been cracking me up
I need a steak night soon
I need a steak night soon
shanesullivan38: Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a...
Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.
I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools.
This is cool as fuck
Wow. I need to look into this more.
pubhealth: Why Finnish babies sleep in cardboard boxes For 75...
Why Finnish babies sleep in cardboard boxes
For 75 years, Finland's expectant mothers have been given a box by the state. It's like a starter kit of clothes, sheets and toys that can even be used as a bed. And some say it helped Finland achieve one of the world's lowest infant mortality rates.
It's a tradition that dates back to the 1930s and it's designed to give all children in Finland, no matter what background they're from, an equal start in life.
The maternity package - a gift from the government - is available to all expectant mothers.
It contains bodysuits, a sleeping bag, outdoor gear, bathing products for the baby, as well as nappies, bedding and a small mattress.
With the mattress in the bottom, the box becomes a baby's first bed. Many children, from all social backgrounds, have their first naps within the safety of the box's four cardboard walls.
Mothers have a choice between taking the box, or a cash grant, currently set at 140 euros, but 95% opt for the box as it's worth much more.
The tradition dates back to 1938. To begin with, the scheme was only available to families on low incomes, but that changed in 1949.
(From BBC)
See what happens when everyone is treated as equal? Everyone benefits.
Wearing pants for the first time in about a month. Just ate breakfast. Unbuttoning said pants. I...
Wearing pants for the first time in about a month. Just ate breakfast. Unbuttoning said pants.
I cooked ground turkey for the first time yesterday and I really liked it. I've been afraid to part ways with my beloved beef.
Day 10 of drinking a gallon of water a day. No longer peeing like a pregnant lady.
Schools are finally out. No more traffic!
Tomorrow I'll be on my way to Baton Rouge to see the fabulous @southrnbird!
Who is this anon that’s been sending me these random messages? Lol I feel like one of my jerk...
Who is this anon that’s been sending me these random messages? Lol I feel like one of my jerk friends is messing with me.
i never meant to act strange, like a jerk or weird you out, i'm just an emotional drunk and for that i do apologize, i'm sorry.
Wait…. what?! What are you talking about? Who is this??
Do northern states have drive thru liquor stores or is that a southern thing?
Do northern states have drive thru liquor stores or is that a southern thing?
lovetidalwave: issarae: I am OBSESSED with this choreographer....
I am OBSESSED with this choreographer. And the red-shirted gentleman at the end.
First of all, nobody would be able to tell me shit if I could dance like this. That is all.
How do you deal with a fling what went bad (and didn't last long anyway)? The sex was terrible. He's not long and he didn't last long, if you know what I mean. Not trying to make fun of him, but he's been acting quite brand-new lately & I don't know why. His personality also turned me off after I got to know him a little better. How should I deal with him when I see almost every day? Thanks :)
Do you guys work together or run in the same social circle?
We've all had bad sex with people who are not aware of how terrible they are.
If he's now acting weird or like a jerk just ignore him and move on.
Work has been really stressful lately and today there was a mini blow up between two coworkers....
Work has been really stressful lately and today there was a mini blow up between two coworkers.
It’s really tense here and I think it’s only going to get worse. I feel like something is brewing and I just hope I’m not caught in the crosshairs when the shit hits the fan.
For the last two or three weeks I’ve been so anxious while in the office. I just hope this gets resolved soon.
If you don’t run your own life, someone else will.
If you don’t run your own life, someone else will.
afrosoulsista: This was a picture someone took on the way to...
This was a picture someone took on the way to OKC this Morning!!!
Whoa
pauliebleeker: IM FUXCKIN CRYIN Lol!
IM
FUXCKIN
CRYIN
Lol!
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